7 TRENDS YMG WILL NEVER ROCK

If you really must know: 1. Courtesy of Pintrest, 2. topshop.com 3. Theory, 4. Jeffery Campbell, 5. The Lovely Jessica Alba and Drew Barrymore, 6. Marc by Marc Jacobs, 7. Milly 

1. "Low socks & Heels", Were Birkenstocks and socks ever really cool? YMG says most definitely NOT. With the exception of knee highs (worn by yours truly), which are obv sexy. YMG would never DARE try this trend no matter how well the socks might match her awesome new Louboutins...now that would just be a huge WASTE of $1,000. 
2. "The Finger Bracelet",This contraption looks as though it could easily have been pulled right out of 50 Shades.You can now buy this anywhere from Bergdorfs to Claires but no matter WHO is selling or the PRICE YMG says #tackytackytacky. 
3. "The Silky Pants" Maybe they look cute on an super skinny model..maybe. But unless you want your boss thinking you had a one night stand and ran to work the next day in your pajamas.. these pants need to stay in the bed where they belong. 
4. YMG will admit at age 13 no matter how much her mother protested that she was "tall enough already", she gave into her peer pressures and bought those lovely Steve Madden "Platforms". Those days are behind us my friends...if YMG is going to be wearing shoes that make her taller than most guys they better be cute and make her legs look DAMN SKINNY! 
5. YMG is just so over this whole ombre thing. She has never even tried it because everyone knows roots have always been gross. She gets it you color your hair but you don't have to make it so obvious.YMG does not know who started this trend but it has gotten a little extreme. If you want blonde highlights FINE but get the roots while your at it. 
6. Marc, YMG is sorry but no she does not want to be carrying a giant and obnoxious colored bag with your name stitched all over it....for the 4th season in a row (cough cough).
7. "The Peter Pan Collar" hmmm unless you reside in a convent with your loving husband Jesus Christ, Just...no, YMG only wears classic collars.

xxx Your Main Fashion Girl